Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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