The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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