ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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