she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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