Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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