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Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Everything about him screamed your future.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
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It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
lol hangovers are for mortals.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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