I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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