suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
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Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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