does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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