why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
God I need to hump something, right now.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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