just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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