I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I don't deserve a penis
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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