Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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