that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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