Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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