I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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