I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
