One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
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Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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