Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
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When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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