My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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