he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Randomize
