I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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