if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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