with your own penis?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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