But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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