bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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