I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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