Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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