if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
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I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
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I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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