you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
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He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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