Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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