I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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