Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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