im drinking this country out of the recession.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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