Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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