So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
