try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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