he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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