Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
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I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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