Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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