What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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