well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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