You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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