Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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