haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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