do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program