nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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