when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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