I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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