omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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