oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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