Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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