have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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