We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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